John McCain is not America’s Maverick. In the Republican Party I would chose maybe Larry Craig. I mean it takes a real Maverick to have sex in an airport restroom. Now that’s being unconventional and a true Maverick to have sex with a stranger in such a small area. Now there is David Vitter, he is a Maverick in the true meaning of the word. I mean having sex in a giant diaper and loving it (not like at McDonalds).  Now that’s with a lady of the evening. I was going to say prostitute but I think the Maverick guy was the prostitute after all. Then the Maverick has the baby balls to back  pro-family legislation.  Another guy that beats John McCain is Joe Lieberman. An insane Maverick who said that his people, the Jews, were butchered, starved, gassed, burned in ovens because they deserved it. Holy Pinto, Kimo saibee, there we are with that balls thing again. Maybe the truest Maverick is Linsday Graham, a homosexual, man who has been passing for straight for all these years. Hiding his true nature and like Joe Lieberman would love to send all of his people to the gas ovens.  Matter of fact the true ‘mother of all Mavericks” is Toxic George Bush. Do we really want another Maverick in the White horse house, I don’t think so. Matter of fact all the boys from Texas have been Mavericks. Even turd blossum was a fantastic Maverick.  We have had a administration of Mavericks that have destroy this once great nation in the name of Cowboy Maverickery.  If there was a true Maverick it wouldn’t be John McCain. John McCain is a hero and has the bravery of a Maverick. Excuse me.  Let’s talk about 911 frist when we will talk about heroes and bravery.  All those Mavericks are just a bunch of horse’s asses. If that’s what the Press means by Maverick, yes Johnny Maverick McCain will be there on the 3:10 to Yuma train, or maybe at High Noon with guns a blazing.  John has been handled all his life by his wives and by friends and people like Toxic George Bush. He has been in the shadow of other people and for one damn thing he isn’t is a true American Maverick like maybe John Kennedy.  We couldn’t make a real man out of Liberace and you can’t make one out of John McCain.  You can’t make a horse out of a horse’s ass.

The Press still thinks we are a bunch of idiots. Proof below.

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Three Blind Mice

Three Blind Mice

The South’s favorite fag and Judas Jew were out lying their brains out this weekend as John McCain sipped Mint Tulips by the pool (John doesn’t work on the weekends).  Republicans sent them out every weekend to lie and deceive us all.  Lindsey Graham the south’s favorite son or in his case favorite (homo-s-e-x-u-a-l) daughter. The three of them are truly the quintessential three stooges. You don’t see any other faux respectful Republicans rushing out to lie for the loser McCain.  It’s the same sad bunch who come forward to praise the evil goings on in the America’s world of politics gone wild. I’ve been thinking they are pathetic and we are more pathetic for even entertaining the idea that John McCain could become President.  A man who represents the greedy, pathetically religious sickos who cling to their fake Gods like a leech on the butt of humanity.  A Party that so despises the fag, the queer, Nancy, Mary etc.  and has so many in their ranks it is laughable. They are the old closet cases that hide and scratch their crotches like Michael Jackson on itching powder.  The Queen royal of Florida is making out like he likes women. I hope he can keep his gag reflexes in check when he has to kiss the kitty.  I mean that smartly dress dandy from Florida Charlie Crist. The south is so full of closet cases like Crist, Graham, and what’s the boy chaser’s name (how quickly we forget). Lindsay is out there selling his wears week after week to the American people.  Only foolish Jews and closeted fags go where angels fear to tread.  They are the lost boys of politics. They seem to be holding the whole Party on their shoulders.  Any other ‘respectible’ Republicans (if there are any left) have walked away from the stinking sinking ship. Climbed into the lifeboats and are waiting for the iceberg to hit. We are so liberal these days when all you got left is the rotting remains of what was a powerful and prosperous country.  Conservative like Joey Liebermann and Linsday Graham will leave us with the Bible and maybe a gun and a flag. The conservatives don’t want any of that stuff. They want us all barefoot, pregnant and hungry that’s how conservatives control the people.  Prosperity is the true liberator of people. China has just proved that.  So where does that put us.  Prosperity make America work it always has. It’s not God or Jesus or the Baptist or the Catholics.  It’s not the flag or apple pie, it’s prosperity.  They want your soul and all the money they can get their hands on. So all you conservatives who want so badly to control those nasty liberals, better open those blind eyes before you are labeled a liberal just for speaking your mind.  As for as Lindsay Graham,  that’s a pickle in my pocket and no I’m no glad to see you.