Picture in Satire

Picture in Satire

All you folks who were in love with the idea of a wonderful Conservative world, well, you can now see with your own eyes what being a Conservative is all about.  George Bush has climbed the bean stalk and brought us the real age of Conservatism. The problem with true Conservatism is you really can’t tell the difference in it and any run of the mill Fascist Government. I know that you guys’ numbers have dwindled over the last seven years. Like any type of Government be it Liberal or Conservative in their pure forms don’t work. When Karl Marx inked his manifesto of Communism it was pure magic. We all know how that mess ended. It took a conservative President to bring down the USSR, Ronald Reagan and a Republican President to bring down America, George Bush.  But I think we all now see what Conservatism doesn’t work. We are now spending more money abroad on wars and social programs aboard than we are spending in our social programs here is our country.  Maybe that’s what the Iraqi war is all about.  Spending money on war so George Bush can say he doesn’t have the money for any social programs.  So Americans are being deprived of money that they paid in taxes because George Bush doesn’t believe in helping his own. Oh, sorry he doesn’t have a ‘his own’.  America has been flim-flammed by George Bush and the neocons about social programs. In a world of conservatism it is every man for himself. Big business, corporations and mega conglomerates are more important. Self policing companies who will not police themselves who poison us and our children with  no one to check on them. George has squeezed regulator’s personal and budgets to nothing. Look at all the recalls that have occurred since idiot boy became President and he wants to limit liability of products.  They blame it on those shyster lawyers who are money hungry. With conservatives, it’s all just one big lie after another. So if you love what George Bush and the Republicans have done to America. Elect so more boys and they will fix it all up.  They have just about ruined everything they have touched and they ain’t through yet. The stock market will be going down the tubes before long. The ole tip of the  iceberg. You see what a wonderful world it’s going to be. It could be a conspiracy to commit treason but hey who the hell cares. It’s just a government written on a piece of paper. Love me some good honest Republicans.

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Hilary of New YorkI like Hilary for one reason.  She’s not what we got. We have all the Conservatives Gangbangers who can’t even wipe their own bungs, politically speaking.  Most are so confused in what they believe today and what they believed yesterday that they must have to spend a lot of sleepless nights studying what they believe.  Chief Gangbanger in residence is Rudy Giuliani, GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, what does he believe and what does he not believe, I mean today, not yesterday. It’s really a frigging joke. No really, a frigging joke. Rudy as morphed into George Bush, matter of fact he is more like George Bush than George Bush. He is a double duty extra strength type George Bush. For anyone to take him seriously for one minute really needs to have their head examined. He is truly a work of art. Mr. Mitt the true metrosexual of the campaign. He is another one of those who is following the bouncing ball. A chameleon, he changes colors and hues more than the rocks and arches in Mount Zion National Park in Utah. I don’t know what he really believes in except Brigham Young and that might change tomorrow. Fred Thompson, well, he needs to head back to L&A and see if he can get his job back. Mr. Huckleberry Huckabee, he needs to close up his Bible and head on home. He is a man who preaches scripture but hasn’t back up his b.s. with action. He doesn’t have a chance in heaven or hell. I don’t think we are quite ready to be governed my a group religious radicals like Iran, not just yet. The problem with the religious right is they really think that someone really cares what they believe in. George Bush doesn’t even really care what they think. Never did. He just used them for political gain. Toyed with them like they were little kids. John McCain, his train left a long time ago. You see all the Republican Gangbangers want to go after Hilary but they don’t have anyone to run against her. You see everything the Gangbangers try to accuse her of, George has done already and worst.  You never count out a Clinton until the polls are closed. The Gangbangers may have to get a Reagan blowup doll and run it against Hilary. It will take God or Reagan to win this election. The butt bangers only have the religious right to count on. The real hardcore, 24%, most have moved away from the blood splatter of George Bush’s administration. I guess we have to equate death and destruction to the religious Right what else have they got.  Some gay bashing by some ac/dc preachers and anti-abortion folks who have become obsolete because of contraceptives and pills. They don’t even have Jesus because they have become an abomination to all that is holy. They have sold their soul for a little power that will be blown away with the first winds of George’s nuclear war. Maybe Rush Limbaugh who still has his 5% loyal worshipers who have been baptized in his lies. There is such untapped resources in the world of politics. Is that a windmill or you just glad to see me. Mr. LaMancha.