It’s late March and in Texas that’s when the Turd Blossoms start a blooming. I heard Dick Armey and when I do I know that he is either a lobbying or he knows some lobbyist and they got some bucks.  When I lived in Texas I knew all I wanted to know about Dick Armey. The ‘health care boys’ are going to be using people like Dick Armey. People who don’t have anything to lose to chat up the talking heads of  television and radio. People who are on the dole from interest groups.  If someone would just check they would find out what a scuzzz bag Dick Armey.  Little Dickie is for the first time afraid of an elected official meaning Barack Obama.  What he is say is, “If am afraid of Barack Obama, me an all knowing and wise SOB. All you underlings and white and black trailer trash should be really afraid too. Cause Little Dickie Armey is a real man who understands everything. By the way Dickie  and the man who actually wrote the bill that deregulated the banking and investment companies and caused what we are seeing today, Phil Graham were Texas sidekicks. The Long Ranger and Tonto,  Bevis and Butthead of Texas for a long time. Two arrogant creeps from Texas.  I was born in Texas but Dick Army was not. He was up from the cold country North Dakota or South Dakota( Im to lazy to check).  Dickie is like all people who go to Texas for the frigid north. Their balls drop. They act like Drag Queens who overact and over compensate for being in the land of  ‘real men’.  They try to live a life of the fictional Texas, you know Pecos Bill, the Alamo, Texas Rangers and the whole macho bull shit that people outside Texas believe. Well, I think Dickie is almost seventy now.  He has been around a long time. I don’t think Barack Obama frightens him. What really frightens him affordable health care.  What frightens me is Americans will again be cowered into believing another Republican lie.

Well, I have had enough. I mean we need a two Party system in this country.  So I’m going tell you what your doing wrong.  First of all George Bush is gone.  I understand that you didn’t have to do anything but just take money from lobbyists and rubber stamp what the Great Decider wanted.  I think you are going through different stages of grief. You are still at stage one. Denying that you have had a great loss.  You are maybe in stage 2  bargining for something that will not come.  So you need to skip over to stage 5 where you accept what has happened to you.  So that being said.  You need to reach down and pinch yourself.  Maybe really hard to wake you up.  The next thing you need to do is turn Rush Limbaugh off.  That’s it reach over and turn off the damn radio. Rush Limbaugh is the worse thing to happen to the Republicans.  You see he lives in a different world than you guys.  Next thing you need to do is get a bag and start collecting all those tricks and crazy stuff and those consultants and all those things they are telling you. Close that bag and throw it into the river.  Start listening to your own mind and heart. Now if you don’t have one or both of those you are in serious trouble.  My next suggestion is to get the hell out of Washington every chance you can. See how real people live.  Make out like you’re from Kansas Dorthy and look for a heart, a brain and all the courage you can muster. Then come back. Become part of America. Save the Republican Party. You have to quit acting like fools and crazy people.  If you keep listening to those who have money on their minds you going to lose your ass again. It’s about character, guys remember. Stop! Just stop and start using your heads or maybe die on the vine. Your choice.

I don’t think I could handle this. I know what cold is and what it does to the land down under.

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What’s going on in Minnesota anyway. They still only have one Senator with no end sight.  Ms. Bachmann (German spelling) is becoming the Republican Party’s resident crazy bitch.  You see all the guys with balls are hanging back and letting the girls do the work.  Sarah Palin has been Alaska crazy for awhile.  It must be the cold weather in both states, sounds like brain freeze to me. I love crazy it’s fun.  Fox News does crazy really well.  Ms. Bachmann is talking about a Revolution in politics but what she is really taking is keeping everything the same. The status quo thingy that Washington loves.  The Revelation is already here. All the rules have change and her Party is reading from the old Play Book. Her biggest problem is taxes  for the rich which is the base for the Republican Party.  I really think that she is doing Rush Limbaugh’s job. But he has had to shut his pie hole for a few days until his last bull shit cools down.  Of course, that alien guy and  governor of Louisiana has disappear since his little speak that pretty much put to death is Presidential aspirations.  So all the men are hanging back so they send out women on a suicide mission. Kind of like men all over the world.  Ms. Bachmann political career is pretty much over.  So she can go ballistic and do the crazy as a loon thingy.  Minnesota is the home of the loon.  So Michele, bring it on. You are from the Party of boom and you have nothing to offer but fear.  As a great VP once said, ” A mind is a terrible thing to waste”.  Michele Bachmann and all the crazies from the right haven’t learned yet you can lie to people when they are doing well but when they are drowning then they don’t want to hear you bullshit.


Tammy Bruce another right wing talking head lesbian and Laura  (my brother is gay) Ingraham are talking trash .  Laura Ingraham is always at her best when she sets back and let her guests rant and rave or make jokes about anyone  left of Rush Limbaugh.  Both Tammy Bruce and Laura Ingraham are part of the 1000 points of light that comprise all the stars of conservative talkers.  One light dims and another light gets brighter. Like twinkling stars.  It’s Laura Ingraham’s time to shine. As for as Tammy, the lesbian, Bruce, I think she might be lusting after the first lady.  After all Tammy appears to be a power puff lesbian so she looking for someone like the first Lady who is big boned and not afraid of  a little physical work.  I guess Laura Ingraham has been white trash for so long she don’t mind mixing it up with a lesbian.  What’s a straight girl to do.  It sounds like two bad girls talking trash and smoking a joint at the same time behind the school cafeteria.  Listen up!

Paul Krugman is the best of the best, I guess.  Seems he knows all the answers. I think we have heard all of that before. Maybe he is more of a weasel than Timmy G.