John McCain is not America’s Maverick. In the Republican Party I would chose maybe Larry Craig. I mean it takes a real Maverick to have sex in an airport restroom. Now that’s being unconventional and a true Maverick to have sex with a stranger in such a small area. Now there is David Vitter, he is a Maverick in the true meaning of the word. I mean having sex in a giant diaper and loving it (not like at McDonalds).  Now that’s with a lady of the evening. I was going to say prostitute but I think the Maverick guy was the prostitute after all. Then the Maverick has the baby balls to back  pro-family legislation.  Another guy that beats John McCain is Joe Lieberman. An insane Maverick who said that his people, the Jews, were butchered, starved, gassed, burned in ovens because they deserved it. Holy Pinto, Kimo saibee, there we are with that balls thing again. Maybe the truest Maverick is Linsday Graham, a homosexual, man who has been passing for straight for all these years. Hiding his true nature and like Joe Lieberman would love to send all of his people to the gas ovens.  Matter of fact the true ‘mother of all Mavericks” is Toxic George Bush. Do we really want another Maverick in the White horse house, I don’t think so. Matter of fact all the boys from Texas have been Mavericks. Even turd blossum was a fantastic Maverick.  We have had a administration of Mavericks that have destroy this once great nation in the name of Cowboy Maverickery.  If there was a true Maverick it wouldn’t be John McCain. John McCain is a hero and has the bravery of a Maverick. Excuse me.  Let’s talk about 911 frist when we will talk about heroes and bravery.  All those Mavericks are just a bunch of horse’s asses. If that’s what the Press means by Maverick, yes Johnny Maverick McCain will be there on the 3:10 to Yuma train, or maybe at High Noon with guns a blazing.  John has been handled all his life by his wives and by friends and people like Toxic George Bush. He has been in the shadow of other people and for one damn thing he isn’t is a true American Maverick like maybe John Kennedy.  We couldn’t make a real man out of Liberace and you can’t make one out of John McCain.  You can’t make a horse out of a horse’s ass.

The Press still thinks we are a bunch of idiots. Proof below.