One thing we have all learned over the years is if CNN or MSNBC or Fox News hasn’t got anything new in the News. I mean since Toxic George has put Iraq Off Limits to the Press. They all go running to the Trinity icons of News: Paris, Lindsay, or Britany. The three Voodoo dolls of the American News scene and empty headed Politicians like John McCain.  If you have nothing to fall back on like some real News. The three bitches of Hollywood (said musically) and the lifeline for cable ratings game. They are really like super women in helping all those wonderful News Corps. They can bring the News rating up as much as thirty percent just by speaking their names.  America who loves it Paris, Lindsey and Britany as well as idiots who want to be President or idiots who are President find it easier to hide their heads in the sand with such distractions. John McCain somehow compared Barack Obama to two of the three in some effort to demean him. I really thought that John had people to do that. I mean if he wants to be Pres. he needs to have his people do those things. I mean George Bush had his people Swift Boating the hell out of John what’s his name. The problem with John is he doesn’t have a fake ranch with fake horses and fake land to be cleaned by hand. America is a fool for the fake stuff. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger with is fake bravado with his now sagging body. The problem with John is he is playing too real. Nothing worse than playing it for real.  He needs a John McCain from never never land and the land of dreams with white horses. Yes, John we need a hero.  All of us who believe in Scripture and Bible need a story of miracles and men with great honor.  He just need something fake to believe. It’s so American. We all need a pie in the sky answer to all our problems. We hate looking a what we are and what we have become. So keep it light and airy and maybe we won’t need to count all the votes on election day and after all I hear the Supreme Court is on your side and are ready to do your bidding. Sometime you are so Britany, gag me with a spoon.  Just think where you would be if Karl Rove was punking you.

John McCain vending over for the Viet Cong?

gay Viet Cong

gay Viet Cong

War hero Guy, from way the hell back in the 1960’s and 1970’s for God’s sake, John McCain has been calling the Viet Cong a bunch of queers or fags or Nancys or anything but straight hard warriors that they were.  The war is over John McCain!  Your propaganda is over except for gays.  We lost and came home, John, remember. No time for tough talk now fifty years later. I was just wondering to myself if that was tough talk or maybe there is something to John McCain’s “the Viet Cong are a bunch of fags” story. The problem is there are no Viet Cong. They live only in John’s mind. The Viet Cong are now either dead or farmers or businessmen. If a person wants to believe that he is a hero his enemies have to live in his head and heart. Heroes never brag that they are heroes. Men have gone into burning buildings and save whole families but refused to be called a hero. They always said they were doing their job.  Now John believes that sweater have gay powers. That’s what he called his sweaters. Maybe the ‘ gay sweaters’ brought out the feminine side or something.  But calling the Viet Cong fags is alittle more telling I believe. I mean, the name Viet Cong sounds tough to me. Scary and all. So what I getting to is did John McCain bend over for the Cong whether it was forced or voluntary.  Did he let slip out of his mouth what all real men fear.  Bending over for the Cong.  Sigmund Freud might have a field day with that little slip of the tongue. Now I’m not a Doctor of JohnMcCainqueerology but I think John had to know something before it’s comes trippingly off the tongue. Maybe that’s what caused his almost fatal case of fake testosterone poisoning. I don’t know it seems to me he bent over for George Bush a lots of times like the rest of us Americans. Maybe he loves taking it up the kazoo. Maybe it’s John McCain obsession with all things gay that has me thrown.  We all know that John has been a ladies’ man all these years. Always chasing the skirts almost to the point of absurdity. Maybe John doesn’t really know anything about being gay.  I think for John the world is more like high school where everyone calls each other fags. I know John is old school maybe he is just high school too. Could be that the Republicans have a new buzz word for the election. It seems like all things gay are on their lips, so to speak. Oh by the way, John thanks for going your job!

I guess we Americans should now understand why Hillary is doing so badly. Not because she lies, for God sake, if lying was the sin we are making it out to be George Bush would be a Gitmo and water boarded 24/7.  It’s not because she cried, because men cry all the time take John Boehner he is the court’s cryer. He cries at a Kotex commercial. It’s not that Hillary is not a good politician, she has been around awhile and can handle herself quiet well. The real problem is Hillary is out of the box. She is a women. A cunt as John McCain called his beloved wife. I didn’t know ‘cunt’ was a term of endearment. The names we call women are more to the core, more personal.  With men it’s business and the words are less damaging and less ruthless.  For women, it’s different. there are no door bared. Don’t forget Imus’ ‘nappy headed hoes’. No place we won’t go to degrade a women. Even women join in America’s pastime, degrading women.  I don’t think I ever heard anyone call David Vitter a fucking whore even though is truly a man whore. I don’t think I heard anyone say much about Gov. Spitzer except that he might be addicted to sex.  I did hear he like to wear fish net stockings, that would make him a whore, I believe.  We understand now, I guess, that women don’t respect each other here in the land of the free.  A member of the Time Magazine staff  used the word ‘pussy’ to in a quote to describing Barack Obama governing abilities.  That is also not a word of endearment. It a word use to degrade a man by calling him a women or at least part of a women.  Air American’s Randi Rhodes called Hillary a fucking bitch, so that make Rhodes a fucking bitch just by being a women.  Everyday in the headlines we read about terrible things men do to women.  You name it, anything goes.  The Great State of Texas just rescued 400 women from a David Karash type compound. What the hell is going on with that. I’m not even going to the world of black rap and hip hop and how it degrades women. I guess America is ready for a black President, bro. Not to worry, it’s not just a black thing. I guess the way we are treating Hillary is the way we treat all our women.  Paris Hilton, Britany Spears, Anna Nicole Smith that’s what we Americans like. That’s where women belong not in politics. They don’t have the balls for it, so to speak.  We are a nation of stout hearted men who love their sports and their beer and pussy anywhere they can find it.  Women are just for sex. Just remember to keep them in their place with a little verbal abuse. It’s nice to be a man.  Bitches just love us.