March 16, 2010
Rachel Maddow doesn’t fit into my head just right. I guess I really mean Rachel Maddow is not what I want her to be. She’s smart, damn smart. I see all these sissy female News readers and I can tell most of them are light weights. They are all so pretty and so damn stupid. (Here ia usually when I misspell a wrod or something) You’ve heard of the glass ceiling. Well they are kind of the glass clipper set. They all look like little princesses. They are oh so pretty with their eyes glue to the teleprompter. Rachel Maddow is a looker in her own right. But she goes after the News with a vengeance. She is amarking down stuff. She stares into her computer like a mad scientist. She is the Joe Friday of MSNBC, “Just the facts, sir!” If you don’t know what you’re talking about don’t think about going on her show. That’s why you never see yo-yo heads on her show. She knows the facts when the facts don’t really matter. Again the problem I have is I don’t want Rachel to be a lesbian. I don’t know why. Maybe I’d like to believe that a woman can compete with men without almost having to be one. I see picture of her wearing a man’s plaid shirt. I’m thinking damn she doesn’t have to act like a man to compete with them. I guess she is saying to men your penis doesn’t impress me. I guess that is when women are really successful. when they aren’t impress by a man’s junk. I guess that is truly the equalizer. A man can be a fat pig but because he has a wiener he thinks he’s God’s gift. I know I wouldn’t like Rachel Maddow any other way than the way she is. Would I even listen to her if she had a short skirt on and setting on a couch doing a version of ‘Sharon Stone’ like you see on Fox News. Trying to keep her skirt down around her hips. All that make up that ‘those other’ women wear. The News would not seem so believable. Come to think of it. It’s not that Rachel is so butch, it’s that all those showgirls look like they just came from the Jersey shore. Some of those giggling bitches drive me crazy. We know that Rachel is not impressed by junk. Her News reporting is outstanding. That other junk, gentlemen she is not impressed. That’s true equality.
Nicholson and Sandler singing a duet from Anger management
The prima donnas of the news world are stepping on each other toes. Everyday or so we hear of some elitist talking head walking off a program because someone kicked him in the nuts before millions of people. The new girl on the block Rachel Maddow showed every one she isn’t a sissy when it comes to holding her own with the boys. Joe (I love the sound of my own voice) Scarborough got all drama gurly when Rachel ask him to let her finish her statement. Joe Scarborough baby, grabbed his injured nut sack and disappear during the commercials. The winner Rachel Maddow. She better watch out they will be calling her Hillary or something even worse. Men don’t like to be embarrassed by women. She might as well handed his manhood to him on a platter. He was above all that mindless chatter. He is a real high paid talking head. Vienna Sausage is what I call them. Lips and tongue and of course asshole. Suddenly the boys and girls of Cable News are like the maggot talking heads of facist talk radio. They are more important than the news they are reporting. More important than that white bitch of course, and the Kool black guy and of course that creamed colored ole guy running for President. Probably one of whom will be the new leader of the “free world”. Somewhere they all got the idea they are the news not the news its self. It is not the news. It what kind of spin can they put on it. It is that tie they wear. Hows does their hair looks. That is more important than the War in Iraq, all these hot shots don’t even mention anymore. It’s about them establishing trust with all us idiots out here that don’t seem to understand what this whole political thing is about. Joe Scarborough who gives a fuck, anyway. He is turd is a cesspool of garbage Cable News. The joke is not on us but them for thinking we really give a flying fuck about all what those Metrosexual pretty boys have to say. They don’t give a damn about anything except their careers. They are the bitches of bad news reporting. They are the ‘know it alls’ of Cable News who know nothing, they are just fucking readers for Christ sake. None of those pansy asses have had an original idea ever. They are just like our government they really don’t have a clue. I used to watch all the guys frothing at the mouth to be heard like some cheap ‘reality show’ the cable channel has given birth to. They are now in a new world of celebrity News guys. Maybe the paparazzi will be chasing them around like Britany on a pantie-free Monday. I guess we TV watchers are the stupid ones because we believe that all this crap they call News is really that. Like reading my blog it’s a mish-mash of so much bullshit but at least I know it. Hey, I might even come up with something new and different. But like the Metro boys of Cable News I feel pretty.