Dick Armey- Another Turd blossom a blooming!

It’s late March and in Texas that’s when the Turd Blossoms start a blooming. I heard Dick Armey and when I do I know that he is either a lobbying or he knows some lobbyist and they got some bucks.  When I lived in Texas I knew all I wanted to know about Dick Armey. The ‘health care boys’ are going to be using people like Dick Armey. People who don’t have anything to lose to chat up the talking heads of  television and radio. People who are on the dole from interest groups.  If someone would just check they would find out what a scuzzz bag Dick Armey.  Little Dickie is for the first time afraid of an elected official meaning Barack Obama.  What he is say is, “If am afraid of Barack Obama, me an all knowing and wise SOB. All you underlings and white and black trailer trash should be really afraid too. Cause Little Dickie Armey is a real man who understands everything. By the way Dickie  and the man who actually wrote the bill that deregulated the banking and investment companies and caused what we are seeing today, Phil Graham were Texas sidekicks. The Long Ranger and Tonto,  Bevis and Butthead of Texas for a long time. Two arrogant creeps from Texas.  I was born in Texas but Dick Army was not. He was up from the cold country North Dakota or South Dakota( Im to lazy to check).  Dickie is like all people who go to Texas for the frigid north. Their balls drop. They act like Drag Queens who overact and over compensate for being in the land of  ’real men’.  They try to live a life of the fictional Texas, you know Pecos Bill, the Alamo, Texas Rangers and the whole macho bull shit that people outside Texas believe. Well, I think Dickie is almost seventy now.  He has been around a long time. I don’t think Barack Obama frightens him. What really frightens him affordable health care.  What frightens me is Americans will again be cowered into believing another Republican lie.

Letter to the Republican Party

Well, I have had enough. I mean we need a two Party system in this country.  So I’m going tell you what your doing wrong.  First of all George Bush is gone.  I understand that you didn’t have to do anything but just take money from lobbyists and rubber stamp what the Great Decider wanted.  I think you are going through different stages of grief. You are still at stage one. Denying that you have had a great loss.  You are maybe in stage 2  bargining for something that will not come.  So you need to skip over to stage 5 where you accept what has happened to you.  So that being said.  You need to reach down and pinch yourself.  Maybe really hard to wake you up.  The next thing you need to do is turn Rush Limbaugh off.  That’s it reach over and turn off the damn radio. Rush Limbaugh is the worse thing to happen to the Republicans.  You see he lives in a different world than you guys.  Next thing you need to do is get a bag and start collecting all those tricks and crazy stuff and those consultants and all those things they are telling you. Close that bag and throw it into the river.  Start listening to your own mind and heart. Now if you don’t have one or both of those you are in serious trouble.  My next suggestion is to get the hell out of Washington every chance you can. See how real people live.  Make out like you’re from Kansas Dorthy and look for a heart, a brain and all the courage you can muster. Then come back. Become part of America. Save the Republican Party. You have to quit acting like fools and crazy people.  If you keep listening to those who have money on their minds you going to lose your ass again. It’s about character, guys remember. Stop! Just stop and start using your heads or maybe die on the vine. Your choice.

Naked Hiking, I don’t think so!

I don’t think I could handle this. I know what cold is and what it does to the land down under.

Swiss hiker

 

Whole story as follows:  http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1886598,00.html?xid=rss-topstories

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Michele Bachmann, crazy bitch from Minnesota’s or what!

What’s going on in Minnesota anyway. They still only have one Senator with no end sight.  Ms. Bachmann (German spelling) is becoming the Republican Party’s resident crazy bitch.  You see all the guys with balls are hanging back and letting the girls do the work.  Sarah Palin has been Alaska crazy for awhile.  It must be the cold weather in both states, sounds like brain freeze to me. I love crazy it’s fun.  Fox News does crazy really well.  Ms. Bachmann is talking about a Revolution in politics but what she is really taking is keeping everything the same. The status quo thingy that Washington loves.  The Revelation is already here. All the rules have change and her Party is reading from the old Play Book. Her biggest problem is taxes  for the rich which is the base for the Republican Party.  I really think that she is doing Rush Limbaugh’s job. But he has had to shut his pie hole for a few days until his last bull shit cools down.  Of course, that alien guy and  governor of Louisiana has disappear since his little speak that pretty much put to death is Presidential aspirations.  So all the men are hanging back so they send out women on a suicide mission. Kind of like men all over the world.  Ms. Bachmann political career is pretty much over.  So she can go ballistic and do the crazy as a loon thingy.  Minnesota is the home of the loon.  So Michele, bring it on. You are from the Party of boom and you have nothing to offer but fear.  As a great VP once said, ” A mind is a terrible thing to waste”.  Michele Bachmann and all the crazies from the right haven’t learned yet you can lie to people when they are doing well but when they are drowning then they don’t want to hear you bullshit.

Laura Ingraham and the lesbian Tammy Bruce chat up the First Lady!

 

Tammy Bruce another right wing talking head lesbian and Laura  (my brother is gay) Ingraham are talking trash .  Laura Ingraham is always at her best when she sets back and let her guests rant and rave or make jokes about anyone  left of Rush Limbaugh.  Both Tammy Bruce and Laura Ingraham are part of the 1000 points of light that comprise all the stars of conservative talkers.  One light dims and another light gets brighter. Like twinkling stars.  It’s Laura Ingraham’s time to shine. As for as Tammy, the lesbian, Bruce, I think she might be lusting after the first lady.  After all Tammy appears to be a power puff lesbian so she looking for someone like the first Lady who is big boned and not afraid of  a little physical work.  I guess Laura Ingraham has been white trash for so long she don’t mind mixing it up with a lesbian.  What’s a straight girl to do.  It sounds like two bad girls talking trash and smoking a joint at the same time behind the school cafeteria.  Listen up!

Paul Krugman, Mr. ‘know it all’ where are you?

Paul Krugman is the best of the best, I guess.  Seems he knows all the answers. I think we have heard all of that before. Maybe he is more of a weasel than Timmy G.

Madoff Syndrome–kleptomaniac

Bernie, isn’t a name of a person who would steal. I mean Bernie.  Would he go to the 1.00 store and fill his pockets? Does Bernie need ’stuff’.  It is some kind of penis extention or something like the automobile used to be. How much crap do we all need?  How much until we can’t move in your own homes? At some time in Bernie’s life did he look in the mirror and say. “What the F..k I don’t need this!” Was Bernie like all those big shots at AIG or the Banks believing  that somehow they were owed anything they could steal.  How come no one  squealed on Bernie earlier. Honor among thieves I guess. Do I blame Bernie for all that money he stole.  Not really.  He did it because he could.  Like President Clinton said when ask about sex that girl. “Cause I could.”  Bernie could cause the Congress of the United States and the Senate were buddies with all the banker and Wall Street boys.  Bernie, the poor guy just couldn’t help himself.  It was heaven sent.  All that money. Why would he. He found himself in a position that he probably dreamed of all his life.  You think that Bernie is going to spend the rest of his life in prison. No way Jose. He will be out before the next election.  People like Bernie don’t spend that much time in jail. So mark my word.  He ain’t going to be there long.  As for as all the outrage there seems to be less for Bernie even though he was truly the more masterful of the bunch. The poster child if you will.   He bonuses well exceeded any of AIG’s or the Banks but somehow we need more of a faceless evil enemy than one like little Bernie Madoff.  We in America like Bernie we need to learn when enough is truly enough.  We are drowning in our crap with no end in sight.  When does it just become absurd.  Ask Bernie I bet he can’t tell you.

America’s Jesus years–The Most corrupt in history!

Over the last decade or so we have experience what I like to call the ‘Jesus Years’.  It really started off with the late and the very great Moral Majority leader Jerry Falwell.  Since then God has called Jerry home to the streets of gold and the land of milk and honey.  As the years came and went various and sundry men of the cloth have step forth to save our souls and save us from ourselves.  Over the years we have heard the words of Leviticus quoted a ge-zillion times.  Usually referring to something to do with sex or sexual objects.   Even our elected officials have  shared their experiences with God. How they talked with God on a regular basis.  How this country is built on the principles of the Bible and it’s teachings.  All the religious ones like Ted Haggard who inspired us to greatness.  George Bush ( the ex great decider) filled his government with all kinds of religious folks, those who were to chosen to do God’s work. Like all those unqualified guys and girls who graduated from Pat Robertson University.  So I’m thinking we should all be in wonderful shape. Believing in Jesus and all. Your economy should be in wonderful condition, huh. We all should be going around singing “Jesus loves all the little children” instead of killing Iraqis or Afghanistanis.  Does Jesus only praise and stand behind us when we are in a killing war. It appears that in hurricanes and financial crashes we are on our on. All those guys at AIG and those bankers should be baptized in the Holy Spirit.  They should be spreading love and understanding around like honey on a piece of toast.  What do you do with a world gone mad. You’d think  that the Rapture had come and gone. Oh well. One thing we forget is those folks a were pushing Jesus and all those religions of the world has nothing to do with love and understanding and forgiveness.  Religions are about wars and taxes.  Wealth of a few, usually the church which ever one is in power. I have yet to hear anyone quote any thing from Leviticus as our crooked financial world crumbles around us. I guess it’s because most of the guy stealing from us are white straight guys.  I think we can hopefully are saying good bye to the Bible thumpers and let their reign of terror end in a big bang. Oh yeah, it has!  For all those you love Jesus, it’s not the end of the world.  Sorry, the best is yet to come.

Will and Grace–And the Mormons?

I’ve noticed a while back  ”The Mormons”  have sandwiched one of  their religious promotional advertising between the two episodes of  ’Will and Grace’ (Lifetime Network ). I usually watch both episodes before going off to bed.  I considered it one of the better written sitcom.  I’m just trying to figure out what “The Mormons” plan to get out of the tactic.  Is it some kind of subliminal message that in the midst of evil you find Jesus.  Although Jesus is not the superstar of the Mormon religion. There are no crosses on any of the temples or shakes.  Jesus plays second fiddle to other folks in the world of “The Mormons”.  Maybe the ad is telling us sinners that even “The Gays” can be cured or saved or what ever words they use. That even though these gays are funny and entertaining there is a price to pay  for such fun and games.  I’m thinking that some gay Mormon likes “Will and Grace” and wants it to stay on cable.  Maybe it’s the Mormons way of covertly supporting gays.  ”The Mormons” do love their secrets and covert “Big Love”.  Maybe it’s the Mormon Church letting the Mormons who are watching “Will and Grace” know the Mormon Church is not amused. I think that some of the Billions,  as in B not M, could better use their money.  Whattevver, they have money to burn. Just ask  California.  They must crush any gay that stands in the way of making babies in the “Land of Mormunchins”.