Republicans get it right for once, Mrs. Sarah bling bling Palin!

Well, for once the Republicans get it right. They have selected the Anti-Hilary women to be our V.P., maybe.  Sarah certainly passes the CNN pretty people test.  She’s a living doll like the news readers on CNN. We will have something pretty to look at as this country does down the tubes. I bet she turned Fred Thompson’s head. He likes his women younger.  David Vitter probably went out and bought some new man diapers.  You can figure John McCain will be Comma-in-Chief for at least four years. The Republicans have insured us that John will not die in the frist term of his office.  Not so sure about the second term. The life expectancy of a US male is 75, least it was yesterday.  So that puts him in his death bed in his second term.  The Republicans are good but they are not God or are they.  Telling us when someone is going to die is a new magic trick they have come up with.  They can control elections but this is new and exciting predicting when someone will die.  Mrs Palin life expectancey is a little longer.  So expect her to be around for a long time.  As I mentioned earlier Mrs. Palin is the Anti-Hilary.  All the things that Hilary holds dear Mrs. Palin despises or doen’t care about.  Sarah, tall and strong, unlike Hilary stops traffic.  By all account dresses the part.  She has been a woman who has been living on her good looks all her life.  In Alaska, where there is a shortage of women, I’m sure all the men are aglow to be in the presents of her presence.  America wants a pretty girl for VP,  it doesn’t matter if she has any sense.  Rush Limbaugh was always bashing Hillary for her looks, now he has Sarah  bling, bling Palin.   All the women who were for Hilary are supposed to run to join the Republican party.  Like they did for George Bush after the crotch shot on the destroyer. The Republicans believe that all women are mindless baby makers. All are hopelessly under the spell of a man.  This is another case where the Republicans show how little respect they have for women or any American.  The only thing Hilary and Sarah have in common is they both have virginas (had to like that us, I was afraid I would spell Virginia).  Again the stupid politicians believe that all women are interchangeable. They are all just something to be used. If one of them believe that Mrs. Palin is somehow a substitute for Hilary they have been snorting Coke-A-Cola up their noses.  It really shows how much the Republicans care about women issues.  Butt for brain, McCain shows us again what is not capable of, running the country.

P.S  Toxic George and John McCain are hoping for a fine disaster with Hurricane Gustav so they can make a speech in the ruins. Sounds familiar.

OH My Gawd! What’s A Red Neck to Do–A Women V.P. Mrs. Sarah Palin ?

What the hell is going on! Our Kabuki boy Republican Presidential want to be, not quite yet is, has done gone north to Alaska.  In the northern exposure he has found a gold mine. A little gem of a women built of hardy Republican stock. A women who is not her own man but a little lady that John McCain could be proud of. Remember John all that glitters is not gold. There is not a women in these United States, in politics anyway, that has the balls to be President or Vice President and that ain’t no lie. You see Hilary is the only who could have filled that bill but you see what happened to her.  So my dear Mrs. Palin hold on to your coon skinned cap. So if you have been screwing around on your hubby or have lied and cheated,  your number is up. All us red necks are sick of all this foolishness. Women belong in the home having babies and baking whatever. A woman from a Alaska ain’t no better than Hillary. A women who would be President.  Ole Johnny boy could fall over dead of old age any minute and there we would be. A women President. I guess Mrs. Palin is just as qualified as Johnny (have you lost your mind) McCain.  Together they couldn’t lead a girl scout troop to the girl powder room.  I remember when this country was great. When only old fat cigar smoking men decided how to run things in the backrooms in Washington. Now we have the tampon factor.  I can’t afford to drive my big truck and SUV and now this. A real slap in the face by John McCain to all us Jack Daniels drinking  boys.  Another kick in the groin from our boys to the right.  Is john McCain serious or is he still chasing skirts. I hope Cindy is aware of this. The Republican Party has totally collapsed.  The four horses of the Apocalypse can’t save them now. The final nail in the coffin of the Republican Party.  Our Alaskan  governor is under investigation for some wrong doing that has nothing to do with John McCain.  All us red necks loves us a  pretty gurl but for Vice President.  John and Cindy are crazy.  So this is the man we want running this country. I had rather have Cindy McCain, she has more business sense than this new broad every had and more than John. Well, I going to rope me some doogies and think how stupid can Kabuki boy be. Sorry, you just lost my vote John McCain  Where I come from, no girls allowed.

John McCain bending over for the Viet Cong?

Gay Viet Cong

War hero Guy, from way the hell back in the 1960’s and 1970’s for God’s sake, John McCain has been calling the Viet Cong a bunch of queers or fags or Nancys or anything but straight hard warriors that they were.  The war is over John McCain!  Your propaganda is over except for gays.  We lost and came home, John, remember. No time for tough talk now fifty years later. I was just wondering to myself if that was tough talk or maybe there is something to John McCain’s “the Viet Cong are a bunch of fags” story. The problem is there are no Viet Cong. They live only in John’s mind. The Viet Cong are now either dead or farmers or businessmen. If a person wants to believe that he is a hero his enemies have to live in his head and heart. Heroes never brag that they are heroes. Men have gone into burning buildings and save whole families but refused to be called a hero. They always said they were doing their job.  Now John believes that sweater have gay powers. That’s what he called his sweaters. Maybe the ‘ gay sweaters’ brought out the feminine side or something.  But calling the Viet Cong fags is alittle more telling I believe. I mean, the name Viet Cong sounds tough to me. Scary and all. So what I getting to is did John McCain bend over for the Cong whether it was forced or voluntary.  Did he let slip out of his mouth what all real men fear.  Bending over for the Cong.  Sigmund Freud might have a field day with that little slip of the tongue. Now I’m not a Doctor of JohnMcCainqueerology but I think John had to know something before it’s comes trippingly off the tongue. Maybe that’s what caused his almost fatal case of fake testosterone poisoning. I don’t know it seems to me he bent over for George Bush a lots of times like the rest of us Americans. Maybe he loves taking it up the kazoo. Maybe it’s John McCain obsession with all things gay that has me thrown.  We all know that John has been a ladies’ man all these years. Always chasing the skirts almost to the point of absurdity. Maybe John doesn’t really know anything about being gay.  I think for John the world is more like high school where everyone calls each other fags. I know John is old school maybe he is just high school too. Could be that the Republicans have a new buzz word for the election. It seems like all things gay are on their lips, so to speak. Oh by the way, John thanks for going your job!

John McCain–How white can a man be, no really, how white?

John McCain or not?

It must be one of those diobolical plans from the super white racist from the Right.  The lightening up of John McCain’s face and body.  What made me think of John as a transdermal transformation is I came across a picture of Michael Jackson in his white period.  His Casper period so to speak. I think John McCain must be trying to make Barack look darker.  What an exceptional ideal idea from the Kovian Right.  How white is John McCain, well don’t have him walk in front of Ellen and Portia in the wedding outfits. He would disappear.  I thought that all white men of means played tennis or golf or fished or cleared brush or something outside. It’s obvious that John hasn’t seen the light of day (in more ways than on) in years.  He is the original pasty white guy.   He is America’s pale face. Casper the friendly ghost.  Why doesn’t he get some of the spray-on tan stuff like on Dancing with the Stars. I know he is locked in his whiteness now because if he got some sun everyone (I mean every except your rotting Press) that he was darkening up to compete with Barack. I think we all know that Barack Obama isn’t white so John you need to lighten up or is that darken up.  Marshmallow doesn’t look good on you!

Cokie Roberts knows best —Barack Obama silly boy!

Cokie years ago she in now 64

I  love the sound of Cokie Roberts’ voice on National Public Radio. She sounda so intelligent and interesting. However, little did I know was she is just reading. I guess that’s what made her sound so knowledgeable. I say this because she has apparently been dumbed down by ABC. Cokie has forgotten that Hawai’i is part of the U S of A. (She did say it was a state, like it maybe isn’t really a state). So all us folks who maybe are a little cornfused about how many states there are and where they are will need to search out an Atlas.  You know all us folks who spend our vacation days painting our house or building a new fence who never see the sands of Myrtle Beach.  By the way that’s how it’s really spelled, Hawai’i I mean. So all you grade school teachers who read my blog. Check it out. Cokie, with that sound of authority questioned the almost African exotic holiday location of Barack Obama. Hawai’i !  Isn’t it right of the coast of Zanzibar?  How many people have taken a vacation to Hawai’i? I damn sure wouldn’t be going to Myrtle Beach. Cause, just cause!  The thing that Cokie forgot to mention is that this is America and Barack Obama can go any damn will he pleases on vacation.  Especially, while Toxic George is off in a really foreign country where  they make all of America’s stuff. I know Cokie (by the way Cokie, what kind of name is that if you want someone to take you seriously, shouldn’t it be Cokie girl, or Cokie honey, or maybe Cokie deary)  being a white educated women she should really knows better where Barack and family should be spending their free time. Maybe Cokie can write some of his speeches and pick out his ties. The problem now is we are in the dog days of summer (The Dead Zone). People are trying to get their kids in school, the Olympics are going strong, people want to get away before summer is over. The conservative bloggers have typed their fingers to the bone and need a rest. The Republicans are trying to pin a new avatar on Barack. So why not a little trip to Hawai’i. I think Cokie can go anywhere she wants to go for her vacation just leave everyone else alone. Think she might have gone to a Hawai’i already. I thinks she’s been a little uppty since she’s helping out at ABC, a Myrtle Beach kind of girl.

Just say no, to the Dope–John McCain 2008

The Dope

I really don’t want nobody in the White House who is stupider than me. I mean I know how smart I am and I think I know how smart John McCain is. We have already had one President that was stupider than me or is that I. Well, anyway. It’s not so much being stupid. A Stupid guy like the Commander Guy who is not smart enough to surround himself or is that hisself with people who are a lot smarter than he is just plain dumb. That’s how all the great people in the world have been great by choosing the best. If a guy ain’t or is that isn’t smart enough to do that then is his incredibly stupid.  The problem with John McCain is that he has surrounded himself with people smarter than he, but he still looks stupid.

Another Celebrity Governor Arnold Swarzenegger!

Is there no depth that John McCain will not go to in his useless campaigning for President. Calling Governor of California a celebrity. Where will this all stop. Maybe cream puff might be more like it. All that fine studly muscle has turned to, dare I say it, Republican fat or is the word pork.  Another winning Celebrity making John McCain look like the ass he is.

Suck it John! {: )

McCain Celebrity

Celebrities and the Presidency–Ronny Reagan

Reagan Celebrity Dude

If John McCain is all excited about pinning a name on Barack Obama then he better watch out. You do remember Ronald Reagan celebrity extraordinaire who became El Presidente of the whole wide world and the United States too. Maybe Celebrity is maybe not the right word. Cause most of the them there celebrities usually end up being elected.  I think some other nonsense is in order. John remember stupid is as stupid does. 

 

 

Sick It!  {: )

Forbes Celebrity 100

John McCain Celebrity at large

I remember in my youth I had this weird sense of humor. I looked at life just a little bit different from everyone else. Maybe that was because I lived in one of those household that was less of a household and more of an insane asylum. So when I would come up with something that I thought was really funny everyone look at me like I was crazy. I think John McCain should be getting that look right now. Calling Barack Obama a celebrity, excuse me I forget to laugh.  John( I’m a war hero) McCain who as been living off the celebrity of being the wrong place at the wrong time. Forbes has a list of 100 celebrities. Forbes knows what celebs are and they have the money to prove it. So all I have to said to John McCain is

 

 

 

Suck it!

1. Tom Cruise
2. Rolling Stones
3. Oprah Winfrey
4. U2
5. Tiger Woods
6. Steven Spielberg
7. Howard Stern
8. 50 Cent
9. Cast of The Sopranos
10. Dan Brown
11. Bruce Springsteen
12. Donald Trump
13. Muhammad Ali
14. Paul McCartney
15. George Lucas
16. Elton John
17. David Letterman
18. Phil Mickelson
19. J.K. Rowling
20. Brad Pitt
21. Peter Jackson
22. Dr. Phil McGraw
23. Jay Leno
24. Celine Dion
25. Kobe Bryant
26. Michael Jordan
27. Johnny Depp
28. Jerry Seinfeld
29. Simon Cowell
30. Michael Schumacher
31. Tom Hanks
32. Rush Limbaugh
33. Denzel Washington
34. Cast of Desperate
Housewives
35. Jennifer Aniston
35. Angelina Jolie
37. The Olsen Twins
38. Nicole Kidman
39. The Eagles
40. Rod Stewart
41. Shaquille O’Neal
42. Jerry Bruckheimer
43. David Beckham
44. Jessica Simpson
45. Andrew Lloyd Webber
46. LeBron James
47. Neil Diamond
48. Alex Rodriguez
49. Will Smith
50. Dick Wolf
51. Dave Matthews Band
52. Tom Brady
53. Ronaldinho
54. Jodie Foster
55. Ray Romano
56. Paris Hilton
57. Adam Sandler
58. Derek Jeter
59. Jennifer Lopez
60. Rick Warren
61. Scarlett Johansson
62. Katie Couric
63. Maria Sharapova
64. Valentino Rossi
65. Halle Berry
66. James Patterson
67. Leonardo DiCaprio
68. Kiefer Sutherland
69. Jim Carrey
70. Cameron Diaz
71. Gisele Bundchen
72. Renee Zellweger
73. Carson Palmer
74. Michelle Wie
75. Reese Witherspoon
76. Bill O’Reilly
77. Kate Moss
78. Diane Sawyer
79. Sean (Diddy) Combs
80. John Grisham
81. Rachael Ray
82. Dave Chappelle
83. Larry the Cable Guy
84. Tyra Banks
85. George Lopez
86. Regis Philbin
87. Serena Williams
88. Ryan Seacrest
89. Wolfgang Puck
90. Venus Williams
91. Annika Sorenstam
92. Matthew Broderick/
Nathan Lane
93. Mel Brooks
94. Emeril Lagasse
95. Nicole Richie
96. Heidi Klum
97. Mario Batali
98. Eric Idle/
Mike Nichols
99. Adriana Lima
100. Ty Pennington

John Edwards you need to resign now, no questions asked!

America's Man Whore and Creep

John Edwards you need to pack your bags and get the hell out of our lives. You a rotten piece of crap. You holier than thou jerk (I am restraining myself verbally).  You are the very reason this country is in the shape it is right now. You are a creep who like all your ballsy asshole friends can’t keep in your pants. You are a frigging whore. I know we have a government full of people like you. Men with no morals or sense of right or wrong. How do you expect us to respect our governnent when there is people like you who can’t even control your own prick. I’m sick of you phony liars who take our trust and spit back in our faces. Go home, get the hell out of our sight.  We should all be sick of people like you. People who have needs that need to be met and the hell with everyone else. I know you are sorry. We have all heard it before. You lying piece of lowlife crap. Resign now, I don’t want look at another loser who has betray us all. You creep. You are now a member of the creepatorium welcome to the world of David Vitter, Larry Craig, Newt Gingrich, Rudy Guiliana and the list goes on. You are just another run of the mill, jerk. Resign now. Republicans will put up with a loser like you but we Democrates won’t. America can no longer afford a person like you, go away. You have already left the Senate now just leave us the hell alone.