SHADOW BOXING–ALL THOSE REPBUBICAN BAD ASSES

Mr. Huckabee is not going to go to Baptist thingy that President Carter had set up because Mr. Carter said that Boy George was the worst President in the world. That upset Mr. Huckabee who doesn’t believe that Boy George is the worst President in the world but maybe the universe.  Just kidding about the last part. I’m starting to get vibs that none of the guys running for President on the right think that Boy George is doing a bad job.  People seem to be dumb struck by his name and his presents.  I don’t think you can be struck dumb is you are already dumb. I like the way that Mikey is shadow boxing with Mr. Carter.  Yeah, that Mikey is a real brave kind of guy.  I think he is ready for a night on the WWW (that wrestling thing on Monday nights).  I was just wondering why he can’t address any of the Democrats that are running.  He seems to be going for some collateral damage.  People that don’t really matter. Kind of cutting his teeth on them. He is a real tough tomato. The difference in Mikey and Mr. Carter is that Mr Carter was at one time the President of the United States as apposed to Mikey not being President ever.  I like Mr. Huckabee’s philosophy ‘Politics over Religion’.  His religious believes are so weak that he can’t forgive  Mr. Carter’s mistake. Does Boy George have more power than Jesus or is Mr. Huckabee playing the ‘Relgious Card’.  I have to laugh at a political party that has so little ties to the real God and the our Savior Jesus Christ playing that card. There are a rough bunch of real men in the Republican Party shadow boxing with Rosie O’Donnell, Al Sharpton, Jimmy Carter, Keith Oberman and the real important people who are not  running for office.  Whose going after that gay teletubby next.  Now that is going to be a real fight.  I heard that Mitt Romney and John Edwards are the top leading contenders to win the primaries. Won’t that be a real tea party.  Two guys that act like they are from Canada or something. Talking about two shadow boxers. Bring on the demitasse expresso, oh, sorry no coffee for Mitt. I know that frighten  littleNewt will be showing sooner or later with his fake religious believes and his gang of shadow puppets to keep us entertained. I love me some real men.

THE F-BOMB BY MC CAIN

Do you ever the the impression that John McCain really doesn’t really want to be President at all. He’s doing all the crazy stuff so he won’t have to say he doesn’t want to be President. Ross Perot did the same thing.  He was a little more weird than John.  I think he had green men on his front lawn with guns and stuff. I guess you have to really get inventive when people don’t take no for answer.  John keeps giving us signals that he doesn’t really want to be the Prez.  Not that anyone could blame him.  It’s going to be a tough job.  It will be like  trying to clean up after a herd of Elephants after a circus parade with a spoon. Purging all those religious fascist from all those jobs that they are unqualified to have.  ”You don’t have to use that kind of language, Mr. McCain.”  End a war that is really Daddy Bush’s (George Sr.).  Boy George wanted to show daddy how to do it right. “See daddy no hands!” Now what’s with this F word thingy.  We are all like little children we can’t say the word or someone will wash out our mouths.  By the way,  this is not the F word that Ann Coulter uses it a different F word.  I was brought up in the Pentecostal religion. That word was so not a word you could use and your mind wasn’t allowed to think it.  When I was just out of my teens, I was NYC going to the Statue of Liberty. I black man got in a verbal fight with the ticket lady. He began to use F word like there was no tomorrow.  I couldn’t believe that someone could use that kind of language and God didn’t immediately strike him down.  I had my first of many brushes with reality on that visit. Back to McCain, maybe this is McCain attempt to let the Religious Right that where is a world of F words out there.  That real people some times use the F word. The F word is as old as the planet, 2000 years old.  Maybe he’s letting them know that there is a world out there and it’s time to visit the world of reality. Maybe he is like the rest of us, the F word has lost it’s magic and is just another word. In a world of M-TV and Rappers gone wild, its just not as magical as it use to be. Let’s say that he didn’t endear himself to the fundamentalists using such language.  You would think you were down on George’s ‘Ranch’.  Where they are no stranger to that word. Well, if John McCain could have his mouth wired wide shut. He might have a chance to be President, but I think John has met his worst enemy and he has embraced him.  His name is John McCain.

WE ARE IRRELEVANT, MR. PRESIDENT

I wish George ‘Munchkin Brain’ could come up with something a little more original than calling  former President Carter ‘irrelevant’.  I believe that Herr Schwarzenegger called Rush ‘the limbo man’ that very same thing not to long ago, with a lot better success. I guess when you aping being President and you have a limited vocabulary you are embolden to use the same words over and over.  Jessie Jackson used to do that and it would drive me crazy. We must not be to hasty on say that President Carter was become irrelevant. Matter of fact, it’s a little errie that this should all come about.  I mean it’s almost a instant replay about thirty years later.  You see President Carter was not a very popular President like President Bush. However I do believe that Carter has Bush beat in those irrelevant poles that new papers take.  Way back when Carter Presidency was coming to end. The American people were being held hostage by the Iranians.  Now I don’t mean like we are being held hostage by Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney for oil. Iran had captured 63 diplomats and 3 American citizens and held them as hostage.  I believe 53 stayed there for over a year.  As Reagan rode upon a white horse in the Presidency of United States, the hostage were released. Of course Carter was a victim of circumstance and was unwilling to do anything that might harm the hostages. One failed attempt to saves the hostages resulting in the death of about 8 American service men.  Now we are thirty years later just across the border in Iraq. Mr Bush is not a victim of circumstances, but the perpetrator.  With lies and deceit, he plunged his country into war by invading a independant nation.   America is now on death watch as we count the bomb mutilated bodies of men and women being sent home in shiney silver caskets.  We are held hostage like the Jews looking through the slates of the railway cars, as we move along unable to do anything. We can only wait for the man on the white horse to come and save like Reagan did. To save us from evils of this world. It seems we can not save ourselves. It is too hard. I guess we are afraid too. We are so irrelevant.