SEX,RELIGION AND POLITICS—LARRY,CURLY,MOE

These are the three elements that make the circle of life go around.  Religion and sex have been intermixed from the beginning of time.  Adam and Eve and a little sex after sharing a Red Delicious in the garden of Eden.  That started all that begotten. The Bible was written by men and try as men try, after food, sex gets more play than anything else from the gray matter.  When you’re writing a wonderful book like the Bible or at least helping to write it, the homones still keep churning out the underlying need for men to get a little now and then.  The ten commandments is basically a protection of men and their stuff and sex. Don’t be lusting after someone’s asswife.  So when ever someone got out their Bic and started writing there was this need to discuss sex. You see as man became more civilized he wanted some sort of protection so he could get his fair share of sex.  I’m sure that in the caveman days of Ally Oop the studly guys with all the muscles were getting all the girls. And I mean all the girls.   Pre-Darwin there was Ally Oop’s survival of the fittest.  Even before gay hairdresser and makeup artist there was that certain thing women had. This is when sex and religion married, if you will.  Religion promises men that they will get a little from time to time.  At least until they get married. Marriage that’s a really good idea. The church or religion will guarantee that man will get all he can handle. Great move. When writing some of the Bible with sex still igniting the gray matter. The thoughts of two hot good looking men working out in the fields. The muscled bodies glistening in the hot sun.  The smell of their unwashed body. Someone’s mind has run amok. That’s where Leviticus and the abomination all gets started.  I guess we know what an Abomination really is or you just glad to see me. From Lott having sex with his daughters to Samson lust after Dehlia sex and religion has been align from the beginning. Partners in supply and demand. Then here comes politics. Like the three stooges of our existence. They be slapping each other around and doing their slap-stick ever since. Mormons were the first to go over board letting men have as many sex partners as they want as long as they marry them first. Primo dude.  Politics was invented so when religion failed to deliver sex on demand like those PPV cable channels, the Politicians were there to do so. Sex and religion would flourish with Politicians at the helm. The only problem is politics opened the door for the 7 deadly sins.  The sins that most politicians and that gray matter can’t resist. Religion became uncertain of its role as sex began to get out of control. Maybe too much of a good thing.  The role of religion had always been to insure that men get all they want but now it’s out of control. It’s time for the politicians to step in where religion failed. See how that works. Politicians are now regulating sex.  As goes the circle of life. Deciding who does what to whom. Yes, Larry, Curly and Moe.

BUSHWHACKED-PHOBIA

I see Mr. Hadel has reappeared. After his last stand, not unlike Custer’s last stand. Was loud and very short. Last time he was chewing on George Bush like he was a piece of jerky.  Then he disappears into the sunset.  I think someone from Bush’s entourage came and wee weed on his Cheerios. He was Bushwhacked by the Republican Party. He knows now that he is going to have to go outside the fascist party to get elected. Bushwhacker George will control the Republicans until the day that Hillary takes office. until the new President take the oath of office.  George will rule supreme until that time unless he can devise some way to stay in longer. The guy he Bushwhacked who isn’t running for President was Dan Rather.  George and CBS conspired to humiliate Mr.Rather for that interview he did with George Sr.  Dan ripped him a new one.  You do remember the Plame thingy  when George had Valerie Plame outed as a CIA agent.  Bushwhacked. Georgie is going to be King until he is no longer King.  You think that Newt doesn’t know that, why the heck he is in hiding. Besides the sissy factor with Newt. Newt doesn’t want to get Bushwhacked.  Delay was Bushwhacked cause if Bush would have wanted him to stay he would still be there and Rove and Gonzales would still be covering up for him.  Oh and don’t for get Gonzales who is the Poster Boy for the crooked and evil Republican Party.  I love the way the Republicans hang on to this nightmare like victims with Stockholm Syndrome. They have become the perpetrator in their party’s own destruction. They have been Bushwhacked by a Party that has transformed from a party of conservative thinking people to a party of Jesus Freaks without the sandals. Nicely dressed men and women going about ’their business’ while a team of Bushwhackers stand guard. Those men standing up there on the stage of the Republican debate. All afraid of being George’s wrath.  Men, like little boys, afraid and shaking.  Living in  the shadow of Lord and Master George Bush. Men with no real opinions or new thoughts.  Boys trying to be good so he won’t hurt them. None of the men deserve any consideration from any of us. You see we have already be Buchwhacked by George Bush.