Newt, IN HIS BALL GOWN READY TO SAVE THE DAY

I like the way the Newt is standing on the side lines. He is waiting in the wings in his big hooped skirt and ball gown.  Ready like Loretta Young to swoop through the double doors and save this glorious country from the idiots to the Right, those ten little white pasty face white boys.  Newt needs to get in or get out.  This God routine is a little much.  He as been hanging around Jerry (I ain’t too big fit in this robe) Falwell.  I see that Newt has placed himself on a pedestal to judge all and to be admired by all.  I really love a egotist with no humility. Another one of those Bush types that believes he is the supreme answer to Americas problems.  He’s like Rove a child proidgy of fascist politics who has been around a long time and knows how to milk the political system to the maximum.  He is one of those crooks that comes and goes depending on the people’s memory.  He is a political opportunist parasite who preys on the fears of the conservatives. A cockroach that knows how to play people.  He knows there will always be room for people like him in the conservative ranks.  Just invokes the name of God and get a free pass goal and collect $200 card.  Newt doing his sissy boy thingy.  He is standing on the sidelines while other put themselves on the line.  At least, those 10 fake conservatives put themselves out there. More than the bad boy from the south did.  What happens if he was elected President, would he stand there like brother Bush like a deer in the headlights.  There is no room for lurkers in today’s politics.  Newt might be thinking “fools rush in where devils angels fear to tread”.  I agree these guys have eighteen months to make fools out of themselves. I’m  reminded of the story of the ten little Indians pasty faced white guys, and then where were none.  There is Newt there to save the day like mighty mouse.  The thing about cockroaches and people like Newt they will out last us all.

JESUS SAVES—GEORGE BUSH—JESUS SAVES

Southern Methodist University is preparing to build a shrine to the greatest President never.  We must realized that in fact Jesus Saves.  You see the Methodist Church of America like Jesus still sees the goodness of George Bush.  Dallas will have two shrines of conservative evil.  Of course, the flame at Kennedy memoral downtown just off  Dealy Plaza behind the old court house and the Library of George Bush which will be along Central Express where folks stuck in traffic will get stare at shrine until the last drop of oil is taken from Iraq and beyond.  Georgie will be ”rubbed” in their face everyday. Remembering what kind of man he really was.  I really think there should be a branch of George’s library all over the state of Texas to thank all those conservative Texans that still love George so much.  Like Jesus they have forgiven George of this transgressions against God and man.  Maybe with the Texas Flag slapping them  in their face they can’t see anything wrong with his leadership. You see the only people hanging on to George are the religious.  They love their Leviticus in Texas next to their John 3:16. So as long as there are rightous folks in these United States of America George will always have a place in their hearts.  I think they need a library named after Fredo. A man who needs to apologize to his race for disgracing them.  You see in Texas they build libraries for policital crooks instead of putting them in jail. There is that LBJ library?  I don’t think it’s too late for George to get down on this knees and really pray to Jesus for his sins and ask forgivenss. Maybe ask for help in getting America out of this mess he has got us in. I know it would be hard for a man who has played God to ask Jesus for help.  Maybe have Rove translate George-speak in English so God could understand what George is saying.  Just remember that the Methodist are behind you, at least in Dallas. A city where money talks louder than the voice of God. Everybody in Dallas loves them a rich Methodist. We are all waiting for the prodigal son to return home.