THE BOYS OF SISSY STREET

THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF TALK ABOUT FAGGOTS BUT WHAT WE REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT IS SISSIES.  WE HAVE A BUNCH OF BOYS WHO GOT EXCUSED FROM P.E. IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR BEING LITTLE GIRLIE-MEN WHO ARE NOW TRYING TO FIGHT A WAR AND RUN A COUNTRY.  THESE LITTLE NANCY STRAIGHT BOYS NEVER PLAYED COWBOYS AND INDIANS OR THEY NEVER PLAY SOLDIERS AND ARMY MEN MAKE BELIEVE.  THESE ARE THE BOYS THAT GOT BULLIED BY GIRLS.  THESE ARE MEN BOYS WHOSE PANTIES FIT A LITTLE TO TIGHT. THEY ARE THE WAR FAIRIES OF IRAQ THAT THINK THEY HAVE A CLUE HOW TO WIN A WAR OR EVEN FIGHT ONE. CONSERVATIVES ARE ALWAYS REALLY TO START A WAR, IT HELPS THE ECONOMY.  YOU SINK BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLAR INTO THE WAR EFFORT THAT’S GOOD BUSINESS.  THEY CAN  JUST THROW BILLIONS AND BILLIONS IN THE HALIBURTON GREED HOLE. THAT’S HOW THE SISSY BOYS HAVE MAKE A GOOD SHOWING.  THE EIGHTIES WERE THE “ME” YEARS.  I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU CAN SURPASS THAT, I GUESS  IT WOULD BE SUPER NARC-ISSI-SISSY BOY ERA. BOYS THAT NEVER GREW TO BE MEN. BOYS WHO NEVER HAD TO FIGHT FOR ANYTHING. BOYS WHO WERE THE APPLE DARLINGS  OF EVERYONE’S EYE. THE BOY SUPREME IS GEORGE BUSH. HE WAS NEVER A MAN, NEVER HAD TO BE. DADDY BUSH WAS ALWAYS OUT THERE TO SAVE HIS ASS. NEVER HAD TO STAND UP AND BE COUNTED. HE WAS ALWAYS A BOY WHO LIED, CHEATED AND HID FROM BEING A MAN.  NEVER LEARNED GOOD FROM BAD. NEVER HAD TO.  THE PETER PAN BOYS, THAT’S WHAT THEY ARE.  THEY HAVE NO BUSINESS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY. BOY BUSH BUYING A “RANCH” IN 1999 SO HE COULD PLAY COWBOY AND LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW WHAT A ”REAL” MAKE BELIEF MAN HE WAS.  SOME OF THESE  STRAIGHT NANCYS ARE STILL NOT SURE HOW TO PUT ON A JOCK STRAP BUT THEY DON’T NEED ONE TO BEND OVER TO KISS ASS.  OF COURSE MOST DON’T HAVE ANYTHING DOWNTHERE TO PROTECT. IF YOUR LOOKING FOR HEROES AND REAL MEN THEY ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN IN THE LAND OF NEVERNEVERWASHINGTON.  NEXT TIME YOUR WATCHING  CNN SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT ONE. THEY ARE USUALLY SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “I’M SORRY” OR BLAMING SOMEONE ELSE FOR WHAT THEY DID. THEY ARE SUCH SISSIES.